“Prom? Oh… no, I’m not going. Why am I not going? Oh just because I wouoldn’t have fun going by myself… and no guy would ever want to go to a dance with a girl like me. I mean I’m not pretty or skinny or athletic or anything a guy would want to go to a dance with. I’m annoying, stupid, immature, irresponsible, and just a loser. Why do I say this? Well, that’s what everyone tells me, so I figure it’s true. I guess I’m just not good enough. But hey, it’s not really a suprise. I’m just a girl. One girl.”